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A soft, lightweight tee for people who get the joke. Clean fit, loud message. Whether you’re mocking corporate culture, flexing inherited wealth, or just avoiding eye contact in public — this shirt delivers. Wear it ironically. Or don’t.
Product details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable feel
Ribbed collar, tear-away label
No side seams for a clean silhouette
Ethically made using US cotton
Care:Cold wash only. Low heat dry. Don’t bleach. Don’t overthink it.
