"Money Laundering is Self-Care"

Regular fit, true to size.

A soft, lightweight tee for people who get the joke. Clean fit, loud message. Whether you’re mocking corporate culture, flexing inherited wealth, or just avoiding eye contact in public — this shirt delivers. Wear it ironically. Or don’t.

Product details:

100% ring-spun cotton

Lightweight, breathable feel

Ribbed collar, tear-away label

No side seams for a clean silhouette

Ethically made using US cotton

Care:
Cold wash only. Low heat dry. Don’t bleach. Don’t overthink it.