A low-profile desk mat for people who take their “business expenses” seriously.
Matte black, smooth as your last offshore transfer, and stamped with Tax Evasion Social Club in crisp white. It keeps your setup clean, your mouse steady, and your sense of irony intact. Perfect for traders, designers, or anyone who appreciates quiet luxury with questionable ethics.
Smooth polyester top for effortless tracking
Natural rubber base to prevent slipping during market crashes
High-contrast print and stitched edges for durability
Available in multiple sizes for compact or extended setups
